Monthly Archives: July 2013

Supernatural – Season 1 Episode 15 THE BENDERS

Happy #SupernaturalSunday! I wonder if y’all get tired of me saying this is one of my favorite episodes, but well it is. 🙂 In this week’s episode, Supernatural goes a little Texas Chainsaw Massacre. In Hibbing, Minnesota, a kid says he witnessed one of his neighbors being abducted by a monster. The kid didn’t actually see the monster and was watching Godzilla versus Mothra at the time so his mom isn’t inclined to believe him. Alas, Sam and Dean investigate since the kid says he heard a “whining growl” when the neighbor dude was pulled under a car and disappeared. Dean kinda bonds with the kid over Godzilla. You can see how Sam feels about it.

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Hey Dad! I’m Carrying Your Baby!

DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.

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Once again, I’m scratching my head. There is just so much in the Bible that confuses me. Sure, a number of strange stories have obvious morals – like when Onan was struck down for an inaccurately perceived bout of self pleasure – moral of the story? Don’t self pleasure. Okay, I get that. But the story of Lot and his daughters kind of freaks me out. Was it because he had , only 30 lines prior, offered them up to an angry rapist mob? (Who, by the way were not interested.) Was it because their mom didn’t listen and was turned into a pillar of salt? Were they bored? What lesson am I supposed to be learning? Gah! Honestly, sometimes I feel like:

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Little Nicky: Release The Good!

It’s hard to believe Little Nicky came out 13 years ago. I loved the movie then – I was kind of fourteen, but I loved it. I have that kind of sense of humor… I like immature jokes and hilarious costumes.220px-Little_nicky

 

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Supernatural – Season 1, Episode 14 – Nightmare

Happy #SupernaturalSunday, friends! 🙂 This week’s episode delves into Sam’s new-found psychic powers. Since the main character of my own book is psychic, I’m sure this episode inspired me and was in the back of my mind while writing. We start in one of Sam’s visions, although we don’t know at first it’s something that hasn’t happened yet…

A guy returns home with music blasting and parks in his garage. The garage door rolls down on its own, car doors lock and the engine starts back up by itself. He yells for help but is soon overcome by the fumes. Cut to Sam sitting up in bed. He wakes up Dean and they head off to Michigan since Sam got the car’s license number. He finds out the owner of the car is a Jim Miller. They haul ass to Saginaw, MI, but are too late. He’s already dead by the time they get there. It looks like a suicide but Sam knows from his nightmare Miller didn’t do this to himself. Sam is upset and wonders why he had the premonition if he couldn’t stop it from happening. This is something my main character struggles with.

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DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.

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Supernatural – Season 1, Episode 13 ROUTE 666

Happy Supernatural Sunday! 😀 I’ve got to admit I’m kinda disappointed I didn’t get more responses about last week’s post since it was one of my favorites. This week is unfortunately not a favorite but it’s cool to see it again. A killer truck. Yeah…let’s hope it’s better than I remember.

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Bully A Bald Man. Get Mauled By Bears.

DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.

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This week’s post will be a bit shorter than usual as I am currently loving life on vacation in the Outer Banks. I have stuff to do like sit on the beach, drink fruity drinks in the morning because, well, fruit is good for you, and make sandcastles with my kids. So, yeah, I’m busy.

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One of the most intense punishments for bullying can be found by clicking the above link. It’s also a lesson on why we shouldn’t make fun of male pattern baldness.

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In this story, we meet Elisha, one of God’s prophets (there certainly were a lot of them). He’s on his way to Bethel when his master, Elijah, was taken by God. Taken with a full on fiery horse-drawn chariot, I might add.

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(Pretty cool pic, huh?)

And did I mention that he was given all of his master’s prophet powers? Yeah. Double-prophet. Sweet.

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Anyhoo, Elisha was on the road to Bethel when he came upon a gang of crazy children.  Forty-two, to be exact. As adults, we all know what happens when 42 children roam the streets – they take on a gang mentality.

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The children started taunting, or jeering according to the Bible, Elisha. Of all things, they decided to make fun of his for being bald. As an adult, one would think he’d be able to walk away. But no. Elisha was a bad ass. Being a prophet and all, he cursed the children.

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Two bears then come out of the woods. And maul all forty-two children to death.

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Satisfied with the disembowelment of tiny humans, he went on his way thinking that next time, when someone makes fun of his bald head, he should maybe not act so rashly and instead come up with a snappy come back.

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The moral of the story probably goes something like this:

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Good advice. You’re welcome.

~Christine

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Oz: The Great and Powerful

Lately, Biblical FanFiction has just been jumping out at me left, right, and center. This weekend, I watched Oz: The Great and Powerful, and was surprised not only by the color and charisma of the movie, but by a fun Biblical Fan Fiction reference that inspired this blog post.

 

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Supernatural Season 1, Episode 12 – FAITH

Happy Supernatural Sunday! I am just coming off vacation and the best birthday celebration ever so I’m not at 100% yet but I’m here! I couldn’t let the opportunity to review (another) favorite episode of Supernatural pass me by.  This week’s episode is about a faith healer so we get a lot more of the religious aspects than in the other episodes I’ve reviewed recently.

We begin with Sam and Dean chasing down a monster that has imprisoned two kids in the basement of an old rundown house. Dean stays to fight the monster — the way to kill it is electrocution — while Sam hustles the kids to safety. Dean is so intent on frying the thing, he doesn’t realize he’s in a big puddle of water when he fires his special revved up to 100k volts stun-gun thingy and inadvertently electrocutes himself as well as the creature.  Read the rest of this entry

You Wanna Tell Me What the %@#$ That Was?

DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.

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Genesis 22

We’ve all read the Bible, or at least portions of it. We all know God likes to “test” his subjects, er, followers. We all know he’s got a freaking sick sense of humor (remember when he mooned Moses?). So sick is this story, in fact, that Seth MacFarlane’s “Family Guy” threw it in an episode. It’s short, maybe 11 seconds but it sums up my thoughts, exactly, about this story. Then again, maybe I’m a sick individual. And because of this, I’m going to narrate my own version: Read the rest of this entry