Hey Dad! I’m Carrying Your Baby!
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Once again, I’m scratching my head. There is just so much in the Bible that confuses me. Sure, a number of strange stories have obvious morals – like when Onan was struck down for an inaccurately perceived bout of self pleasure – moral of the story? Don’t self pleasure. Okay, I get that. But the story of Lot and his daughters kind of freaks me out. Was it because he had , only 30 lines prior, offered them up to an angry rapist mob? (Who, by the way were not interested.) Was it because their mom didn’t listen and was turned into a pillar of salt? Were they bored? What lesson am I supposed to be learning? Gah! Honestly, sometimes I feel like:
But, whatever, maybe that’s just me. Let’s move on.
So, to set it up, the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah had just perished. Struck down by God. But that isn’t the weird part of the story. You know what? I’ll just dive into this one.
Characters: Lot, Oldest Daughter (OD), Youngest Daughter (YD)
OD: What are we going to do? There are no more men for us. Everyone has been destroyed.
YD: I don’t know!
YD: What is it?
YD: Ewww. That’s nasty!
OD: It’s the only way!
YD: If you say so…
And so OD got her father drunk the first night and “lay with him” but he was so drunk he had no idea. The next day, OD woke up and went to her sister.
OD: Ok. You’re turn.
YD: Do I have to?
OD: You want to have babies, right?
YD: I guess…
OD: Then do it.
That night, YD got her father drunk as her sister had the night before and “lay with him” as well. Again, Lot was so obliterated, he had no idea what was happening to him. Can you imagine?
Anyway, cut to a few months later and wasn’t lot surprised to find:
Genesis 19: 36- 38:
36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab; he is the father of the Moabites of today. 38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.
It’s like a story out of the Hills Have Eyes or something…
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Posted on July 25, 2013, in Bizarro Bible Stories and tagged Bible, biblical fanfic, Biblical FanFiction, Bizarre, Bizarre Bible Stories, Catholic, Christine Hughes, New Stories, Old Book, Torn. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.