Monthly Archives: August 2013

Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.

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Most everyone knows the story of how David defeated Goliath.

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And after said defeat, God made David king.

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But did you know about David’s ensuing douchebaggery? Not sure if being king went to his head or what but the tale of David and Bathsheba makes me cringe a little.  Read the rest of this entry

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Supernatural – Season 1, Episode 19 PROVENANCE

Wake up, people! 😀

It’s time for Supernatural Sunday and this is one of my all-time favorite episodes. It’s impossible to determine exactly how many favorites I have. The show is just that good, okay? Okay. 🙂 Provenance is the episode with my all-time favorite female character. Sad that she was in season 1 and no one has topped her for me yet although Charlie is a very close second. You won’t meet her until season 8. Anyways, let’s get into this fabulous episode.

We begin with a rich couple coming home after buying a creepy painting at auction. You just know there’s something off with this thing.

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All Writers Go to Hell – Let’s Have a Party

DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.

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Before I begin this post, I’d like to name the winner of the TORN ebook – JMBRAY!!! Please comment here with your email address and I will gift you a Kindle copy, or a pdf , if you prefer.

Now – for the Bizarro!

I’ve been thinking a lot lately of hypocrites and characters with what can only be described as a personality disorder. Patrick Bateman from Brett Easton Ellis’ American Psycho comes to mind. Not as a hypocrite necessarily but as a memorable character with a severe case of “Who the f@ck am I?”

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TRUE BLOOD Season 6 Does Biblical FanFic

Beware of vampy pics in this post! They’re not all PG, but nothing X rated I promise. 🙂

 

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Supernatural – Season 1 Episode 18 – SOMETHING WICKED

Happy Supernatural Sunday! This week’s episode is a lot more serious than last week’s and features a super creepy “monster of the week.”

We begin with a cute little girl saying her prayers. Her sister is in the hospital and dad’s home with her.  Mom’s at the hospital. Tree branches are banging against the window and it looks almost like a hand. And then waaaaahhhh! It IS a hand. Yikes.

Super scary Emperor Palpatin looking hooded figure comes into the little girl’s room. That’s just wrong.

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Supernatural – Season 1, Episode 17 – HELL HOUSE

Happy Supernatural Sunday once again folks! 🙂 This week we have the first “pranks” episode. We also have the introduction of a couple of new characters who will come back in future seasons. Lots of laughs! So let’s get straight into it…

A group of teenagers is checking out an old haunted house in the woods. The legend goes the ghost of the house lives in the root cellar and likes to “string up girls.” The kids don’t expect to find anything: there are weird symbols painted on the walls and strange-looking canned goods in the basement. But in the cellar, there’s a girl hanging from the rafters, just like the legend goes! Oh snap!

The house is just a little creepy.

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Bizarro Contest!

DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.

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I’ve been crazy busy this past week gearing up for the re-release of my Biblical FanFiction, TORN – a YA paranormal filled with angels and references to the Original Fall.  I didn’t want to miss my post this week but instead of my usual crazy literal take on Bizarro Bible Stories, I figured we could play the caption game! Read the rest of this entry

Supernatural – Season 1, Episode 16 – SHADOW

Happy Supernatural Sunday, folks! 🙂 Let’s get straight to the awesome episode. We start off in Chicago where a pretty young woman, Meredith, is walking home alone late at night. We know she’s probably going to meet a sticky end. Her music player stops working, a hellacious wind springs up (well it is the windy city but still) and she sees an incredibly creepy shadow chasing her. A scary voice whispers her name. Yikes! She makes it home to her apartment, sets her home security system and thinks she’s okay. But this is Supernatural. The Shadow can get past the security system. This is how Meredith ends up. Read the rest of this entry

“Let’s Eat Our Babies!”

DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.

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I come across so many hysterically funny blog posts and articles when I’m researching for my Thursday posts.  From the bizarre to the disgusting, from the uplifting to the silly. I have background in religious education – I went to Catholic School as a kid and again in college. I attended Georgian Court University, a school run my the Sisters of Mercy. I was required to take credits in religious studies in order to graduate. So when I talk about all this stuff, it isn’t for lack of education or because of an ass load of ignorance. Nine times out of ten, I get it. I know what the morals of the story are, I know what the lessons should be and when I don’t, I say so. Not that I am an expert in religious studies, not by any stretch of the imagination. I just have background knowledge and I like to pose the questions I wasn’t allowed to pose when I was learning all this stuff.

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The way I see it, there’s an awful lot of baby killing in the Bible. Firstborn sacrifices, threats to slice a baby in half – I could go on and on. I’d like to take a few lines from Kings 6 and see if we can figure this out together…

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2 Kings 6:26-29

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