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The Naked Prophet Story I Can’t Write About

DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.


I don’t get it. The Bible tells us how to avoid war and shame those who fight. Why don’t we take the advice? I’ll tell you why. Because the advice calls for us to get naked. And not in a Biblical way, if you know what I mean. I mean naked. Naked as the day you’re born naked. Nude. Stripped of all clothing. Half mast, full mast, nipples erect naked. Read the rest of this entry