Is That You White Jesus?

DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.

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This post can only be described with three letters…

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Seriously.

We all know there are celebrities that push boundaries. And when they do, it freaks us out. But it all turns out for the best.

From Elvis, we learn it’s okay to wiggle our hips.

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 Madonna teaches us to grab our crotches even if we get arrested.

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Michael Jackson shows us that talent has nothing to do with color.

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(I don’t care what you say, MJ is the King.)

Britney moves effortlessly from Disney princess to sex machine.

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Miley informs is of new and unusual uses for the foam finger.

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What does all this have to do with the Bible? Nothing unless you’re judgmental and you, you tiny human, need to be reminded that only God judges us and if you don’t stop throwing stones, someone  will find your glass house and destroy it.

This was all a tiny teaser. I kind of just want to know what you think of this:

Personally, I think Kanye is one of a kind. I don’t listen to his music. Although Gold Digger is a great jam…

Good for him and his ego. Good for him that he has such a high view of himself. If more people had half of his confidence, we’d probably be better off. Is he flashy? Sure. Is he egotistical? Absolutely. Does he give a fuck what you think? Nope.

Takeaway? Worry a little less about what people think of you and think a little more about what you see when you look in the mirror.

~Christine

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About Christine Hughes

A few things about me in no particular order: 1. I love the NY Jets (I know, I know...) 2. I love where I live. An hour to NY, Philly and the Jersey shore. 3. I have two boys and they make me laugh hard enough to blow liquids out of my nose. The hubs is funny enough to make me pee my pants. Not that it's ever happened. Of course not. 4. Being a writer is the best job on the planet, and not just because I can wear jammies to work, drink coffee by the gallonful, randomly catch up on my DVR'd shows, troll YouTube, flip on E! News and browse iTunes - all in the name of research. 5. I have some of the best friends in the world - they put up with my inappropriate jokes, foul mouth, strange musings and don't judge me if I drink too much wine on a Tuesday. Just sayin' - a girl needs her friends. 6. Represented by the most fabulous Michelle Johnson of Inklings Literary Agency. I fell into it with her - she is perfectly amazeballs. LOVE!

Posted on October 24, 2013, in Bizarro Bible Stories and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. I think Elvis is the king….. lol

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