Is That You White Jesus?
DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.
This post can only be described with three letters…
We all know there are celebrities that push boundaries. And when they do, it freaks us out. But it all turns out for the best.
From Elvis, we learn it’s okay to wiggle our hips.
Madonna teaches us to grab our crotches even if we get arrested.
Michael Jackson shows us that talent has nothing to do with color.
(I don’t care what you say, MJ is the King.)
Britney moves effortlessly from Disney princess to sex machine.
Miley informs is of new and unusual uses for the foam finger.
What does all this have to do with the Bible? Nothing unless you’re judgmental and you, you tiny human, need to be reminded that only God judges us and if you don’t stop throwing stones, someone will find your glass house and destroy it.
This was all a tiny teaser. I kind of just want to know what you think of this:
Personally, I think Kanye is one of a kind. I don’t listen to his music. Although Gold Digger is a great jam…
Good for him and his ego. Good for him that he has such a high view of himself. If more people had half of his confidence, we’d probably be better off. Is he flashy? Sure. Is he egotistical? Absolutely. Does he give a fuck what you think? Nope.
Takeaway? Worry a little less about what people think of you and think a little more about what you see when you look in the mirror.
Posted on October 24, 2013, in Bizarro Bible Stories and tagged Bible, biblical fanfic, Biblical FanFiction, Bizarre, Bizarre Bible Stories, Britney, Christine Hughes, Elvis, fiction, Kanye, Kanye West, Madonna, Miley, New Stories, Old Book, White Jesus, Yeezus. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.