The Naked Prophet Story I Can’t Write About

DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.

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I don’t get it. The Bible tells us how to avoid war and shame those who fight. Why don’t we take the advice? I’ll tell you why. Because the advice calls for us to get naked. And not in a Biblical way, if you know what I mean. I mean naked. Naked as the day you’re born naked. Nude. Stripped of all clothing. Half mast, full mast, nipples erect naked.

I mean, I kind of get it. God wants us to go back to the days of Adam and Eve when we felt no shame. Then again, the purpose of the nakedness is to make those who start wars feel shame. It’s all a little fuzzy. I’m going to try to get this post in without anyone emailing the admins about my discussing naked people.

(And just so you know – I’m having a very difficult time finding appropriate pictures to share because of, well, the whole naked thing. I may be blasphemous but I’m not gonna push porn, even if God tells me to.)

Ok – this is impossible. How can I be funny when I try to google and all I get is porn? And not even good porn…

Seriously!!! People are pervs.

I give up.

Read the story here.

Whatever.

Miley twerked Jesus.

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~Christine

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About Christine Hughes

A few things about me in no particular order: 1. I love the NY Jets (I know, I know...) 2. I love where I live. An hour to NY, Philly and the Jersey shore. 3. I have two boys and they make me laugh hard enough to blow liquids out of my nose. The hubs is funny enough to make me pee my pants. Not that it's ever happened. Of course not. 4. Being a writer is the best job on the planet, and not just because I can wear jammies to work, drink coffee by the gallonful, randomly catch up on my DVR'd shows, troll YouTube, flip on E! News and browse iTunes - all in the name of research. 5. I have some of the best friends in the world - they put up with my inappropriate jokes, foul mouth, strange musings and don't judge me if I drink too much wine on a Tuesday. Just sayin' - a girl needs her friends. 6. Represented by the most fabulous Michelle Johnson of Inklings Literary Agency. I fell into it with her - she is perfectly amazeballs. LOVE!

Posted on September 19, 2013, in Bizarro Bible Stories and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Sorry you couldn’t be as expressive as you desired to be. That pic of Miley twerking is to bouncy, she doesn’t have enough to bounce.

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