All Writers Go to Hell – Let’s Have a Party
DISCLAIMER: This blog post was written in good fun. It does not reflect the views of anyone associated with this blog in anyway. In addition, it may contain some adult content and/or biblical mockery that may offend some people. If you are one of those people, read on at your own risk or don’t read on at all. Your choice. We all have choices and I choose to not take everything so seriously just as you, the reader, may choose to skip my Thursday blog posts. I am neither a heathen nor an atheist. As a matter of fact, I was raised in the Catholic Church and attended Catholic School for a number of years. Again, this is all in good fun – and laughing makes us all live a little longer. So if you’re ready to turn that frown upside down, read on.
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Now – for the Bizarro!
I’ve been thinking a lot lately of hypocrites and characters with what can only be described as a personality disorder. Patrick Bateman from Brett Easton Ellis’ American Psycho comes to mind. Not as a hypocrite necessarily but as a memorable character with a severe case of “Who the f@ck am I?”
His character got me thinking about hypocrisy and personality disorders in the Bible. Now, bear with me here. I find the need to remind you to look at the disclaimer above. Go ahead. I’ll wait……
Ok. You re-read it? Good. I think God may be the the strangest character ever written in terms of hypocrisy. I think, though, this has to do with one of the first documented cases of personality disorder, mood disorder – a real Sybil if you ask me.
The reason I say this is because of the following photo I found while researching for my Bizarro blog posts…
This highlights the worst case of “Do as I say, not as I do” that I have ever seen.
Is there a reason for it? What’s with the double standard? Is he above reproach when it comes to the Seven Deadlies? If so, why? If not, has anyone called him out on it? I mean, besides Atheists and such?
These principles can be applied to our lives as writers – often a very hypocritical bunch with more personalities swimming in their heads than should be allowed. Read The 7 Deadly Sins of writing below. How many infractions are you guilty of? As a reader, do any of these come through in an author’s writing?
Does this mean we’re all going to hell? Let’s face it, as a writer, sometime in our lives we’ll probably commit at least one of these sins. I say, we’re all human – may as well make it a party.
(For you Amy Cavenaugh…)
Posted on August 22, 2013, in Bizarro Bible Stories and tagged American Psycho, Bible, biblical fanfic, Biblical FanFiction, Bizarre, Bizarre Bible Stories, Buddy Christ, Christine Hughes, faith, fiction, New Stories, Old Book, Patrick bateman, Seven Deadly Sins, Torn. Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.